Batman Bent the Knee and Swore Fealty

To all my stalkersโ€”you had your chance. You can continue to stalk from afar, but just know itโ€™s never going to happen between us. I’m sorry. Please understand that. Iโ€™m engaged, you see.

To fucking Batman.


YES, itโ€™s happening. YES, this is NOT a drill. The ring has been given. It has also been accepted. Calls to parents and friends have commenced and most importantly, per Rule # 1 of this household: there are no take-backsies.

Sorry we have no cutesy pictures of us kissing and smiling. Weโ€™re not really that kind of couple. Like, we kiss and smile, but no oneโ€™s got a phone around to capture those kind of moments. Half the time I donโ€™t even know where my phone is (which is why I never text people back right away. Sorry โ˜น) and when I do have it, I forget because Iโ€™m constantly distracted. This time, it was by something shiny ๐Ÿ˜Š

There IS a proposal story, but itโ€™s long and emotional and kind of private. I know thatโ€™s a cop-out answer, but itโ€™s the only one I have. But, if Iโ€™m to leave you with anything, just know this:

Batman bent the knee and swore fealty.


Well, I’m off to go scour the theKnot and WeddingWire because I’ve been planning this thing for five years. Let’s see what I can officially bookmark.

How was your weekend? Any life-alerting events occur?

P.S.ย Iโ€™M ENGAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6 thoughts on “Batman Bent the Knee and Swore Fealty

  1. Loni Townsend says:

    Woot! Grats you two! So excited for you. ๐Ÿ™‚ Beautiful ring.

    It reminds me of when my husband proposed. He got down on his knee, held up the ring, and looked at me. I waited. And then finally I hugged him and let him put the ring on my finger. It wasn’t until I was asleep in bed did he realize he’d forgotten to ask the question. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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