Things I’ve Said This Week

As many of you know, I sometimes say very bizarre things. It’s just how the day goes. I hear myself speak, but don’t realize how strange it all sounds out of context. So, for the interest of exposing my awesomeness to you, I’ve decided to record these statements as a weekly log under a new category entitled “Things I’ve said this week.” If you’re interested in knowing the story, leave a comment and I’ll explain. 🙂

Week of 10/13

“And then the bananas took over.”

“You want my vagina to smell like a new car?”

“This tastes like unicorn semen.”

“You tried to kill me through my foot.”

The list is short this time because my genius idea struck me on Thursday. Next week’s list will be longer. Oh, and the second genius idea from yours truly? Ready for this?

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You’re welcome.

6 thoughts on “Things I’ve Said This Week

    • cgcoppola says:

      I think they’re all dirty. Well, accept the bananas, ironically enough, and killing me through my foot. Batman just stepped on it too hard and for a split second, I thought I saw the pearly gates.

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