Here’s the plan:
Batman and I are going to a game night with some friends. Normally, our hosts are most awesome in providing the necessary drinks and snacks so Batman and I decided to repay the favor, with some free cupcakes he brought home from work. Since I had to try one—being as they were double chocolate—there now remains eleven out of a clearly purchased carton made for twelve.
I’m dying to see if they’re going to ask.
If they do:
- I’m feigning ignorance- “I don’t see the problem.”
- I’m telling them we purchased it on clearance- “I know. Saved us like, a buck-fifty.”
- I’m telling them Batman ate it- “I told him not to, but he wouldn’t listen.”
I can’t wait.